How do you prove your love to a porn star? Make A Scene. Everyone wants in on the SEX act. Falling for a porn star can put you in a difficult position, but when you're the director you choose the positions. David Stanley brings you the story of an adult-film director that slips from behind the camera and into the talent.

Tawny was just trying to deliver a pizza, not at all asking get sucked into a twisted adventure with a demented screenwriter with dual personalities and an insatiable appetite for pepperoni. But hey, that's the way the dominoes fall sometimes.

Led by the Evil Overlord and the Dark Witch, an ominous shadow has swept across the universe, destroying countless planets in its wake. The Clitorian System, one of the last remaining independent realms, may yet fall, for the Evil Overlord's shyster minions have discovered a legal loophole: Whomever the Princess Hubba Hubba weds will become the de facto heir to the Clitorian System. With this information brought to light, the Princess has fled the star system, joining a ragtag underground of interplanetary Eco-Warriors who attempt to align the planets. In the struggle between good and evil, the hopes of billions rest on the shoulders of a few. In space, no one can hear you cream.