Stories of the perverted and strange is what you get from this series and this 31st edition has masterpiece after masterpieces of the strange and perverted! In “Pussy Face,” a poor girl has been poked and probed by medical experts in some strange bizarre experiments, but she needs a different type of probing! Besides, when you have two cunts, you’re bound to be popular! A girl needs protein! A very steady diet of protein to replace all those vitamins they lose each month. And what better place to get it than a nice mouthful of jizz! So why not a bowl full of it! That’s what this girl is having for breakfast, lunch, and dinner in “Cum, It’s Not Just For Breakfast Anymore”! Pedro wanted something special to eat, a big burrito, chock full of meat. A burrito stuffed with a living female, covered in beans, cheese, guacamole, and sour cream! And in “Human Burrito” that is what he gets, what could make a vagina more succulent? Bon Appetite! And in “Tooth Ache,” this little tweaker has a toothache, but when you’re too jacked and paranoid to make it to the dentist, you need a little help from your friends. Besides, everybody knows tweakers make the best anal queens!

These Girls Kick Ass! Welcome to Master Chow-Down Soon's Kung -Fu Academy for young ladies. If evil ninja girl Jade-Blue Eclipse captures the Fire Dragon sword kept at the school, she'll rule the world. So it's up to the Kung-Fu Girls to save the day! Luckily, they have many weapons in their arsenal. Innocent young faces stopping deadly cum shots. Nubile throats swelling from the thickness of man meat lodged deep inside. Tight little stomachs bulging with the mass of cocks being thrust into them. Elastic young asses ready to gape open on command, showing us how cute a girl's bowels can be! If you want a sappy love story, rent Crouching Tiger. If you want explosive sex, bow before the Kung-Fu Girls!

Dear Grrl Power: I get really scared when I read about these high school shootings. I'm a popular cheerleader and all the geeks at my school wish I was dead. I need a gun to protect my fresh, 18-year old body. You know, like the soft folds of my virgin pussy lips. My over-sensitive nipples that puff way out when you pinch them. And my tight little asshole, elastic enough to wrap around the biggest cock you can shove in there. Do you have a big gun for me, mister? - Concerned in Colorado.